Men

In my time and experience, I have noticed one thing -- Men are rather annoying. Why is this? It's quite simply, they are unable to allow the truth to pass through their lips unless you have the energy to pressure them into it. Or, possibly, set them on fire.

Now, I ask, why is it so difficult for them to speak the truth? Women do it easily. And as I've always said, the truth is much more fun. Good or bad.

Do they fear the result? Do they fear the truth? Are they just plain stupid? All questions that I have pondered from time to time. I've come to the conclusion that the answer is D, all of the above.

But in the end, no matter the answer, I've learned to take advantage of the problem. It's always there, and it's so much fun to watch them squirm.